I act like a 13 yearold, fuck my life...

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. (I make it for others XD!)
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar. (nope)
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car. (I think I do, it shouldn't be hard right? I've seen others do it)
[ ] You've done your own laundry. (never)
[x] You can vote in an election.(I can but I don't want to)
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are interesting. (no politics can suck my dick)

Total: 3

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. (in school yeah) 
[x] You've never gotten a detention. 
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday (who forgets their own birthday? It's like the only day you get shit for free!)
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.(fuck the world)
[ ] You know what credibility means without looking it up. *looks up*
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week. (that shit tastes terribleee! I'd rather have juice thank you)

Total: 3

[x] You know how to do the dishes. (bitch I do that everyday)
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (in Dutch) 
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. (Depends)
[ ] You can mow the lawn.(I don't have a lawn, but how hard can it be?)
[ ] You study even when you don't have to. (I barely study when I have to)
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.

Total: 2

[x] You can spell experience without looking it up. (e-x-p-e-r-i-e-n-c-e)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (I don't drink coffee)
[ ] Your favourite kind of food is take-out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need. (no problem, I need everything)
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said. (I thought we went through that I hate politics)
[ ] You can type pretty quickly. (with two fingers yes)

Total: 2

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment. (I have no friends)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party. (da fuq is that?)
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (Plenty of people take me seriously already.)
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day. (More like 24/7)
[x] You have been outside 3 or more times a day (Some days, not every day.)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. (no but only at times when I don't want to have my mom do more chores than she has to [I LUV YOU MOM])

Total: 3

WHAT THE FUCK? I ACT LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD? OH COME ON!